What I wore to draw on balloons and sell things at bars

When bb Gloria and I decided to match MA*RS outfits for Jan's birthday, some guy asked "What are you selling?" In hindsight, we should have said "2x the adventure." We also confused some really drunk people at a random bar into thinking that they were seeing double.

I can't say anything else about that night without ruining political careers. But happy birthday again Jan! Here's to our boyfriends hopefully not leaving us for each other.


Daytime crime partner and I :3

Top, skirt, thigh high socks, scrunchie: MA*RS
Boots: Taobao